I’m having mixed feelings. I think the site is great but all of these scenarios made me extremely angry. I want to say I like it and that I totally lol’d at every single one, but really all I could think of was how badly I wanted to call these asspains and suggest suicide as a viable solution to their web design problems.
I work in retail so I know you can’t tell your clients where to go and how to get there, but I’m not sure if I could maintain my composure in these situations. You are a tough lady. 😀
Neo
Jul 21, 2010 - 06:10 AM
Client: “I need a web banner to go on randomsite.com”
Me: “OK, no problem. What are the specs?”
Client: “Specs?”
Me: “Yeah, you know, width, height, files size limitations what you want on it. Basically all of the information so we don’t get it sent back to us.”
Client: “Jesus Christ you always complicate things, why can’t you ever just do it!”
This is ALWAYS HAPPENING to me…
Good article!
Jessi
Jul 23, 2010 - 10:27 AM
Oh my goodness……..people are stupid…..
-_-”…..hah xP
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:23 PM
These are so good. LOL
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:25 PM
These are perfect for cheering me up. Hope you get your head straight real soon Starr (^-^)
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:26 PM
hahaha, always an entertaining read… and very familiar read too.
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:27 PM
🙂 Thanks a few glasses of Jagermeister helps
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:31 PM
ACAP LOL
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:44 PM
Haha! Quote of the day: “I’m sorry, I thought freelancers worked for free.”
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:51 PM
These really made me smile. Thanks for sharing.
Apr 13, 2010 - 09:58 PM
It’s a classic quote alright 🙂
Apr 14, 2010 - 12:39 AM
Most of these are clearly made up. The one about the cape sounds like a good idea, couldn’t you do it?…
Pods poor, now go do some work instead of making this Shit up, then maybe your clientele will not keep complaining that you are too expensive.
Bet you don’t publish this comment!
Apr 14, 2010 - 01:01 AM
This is hilarious (and real)!
Apr 14, 2010 - 02:13 AM
Let’s negotiate on the price. Don’t forget, my wife can do this for free.
LOL!!
Apr 14, 2010 - 08:56 AM
Hey Charlie thanks for the feedback. You sound like you would actually be one of those ‘Clients from Hell’. Are you in the list? 😛
Apr 14, 2010 - 02:33 PM
Made me smile 🙂
No matter how long you spend trying to make a site fool proof someone will always prove you wrong, often a client haha!
Apr 15, 2010 - 07:10 AM
Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash)
Apr 15, 2010 - 10:57 AM
Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash) (via @antoineguedes)
Apr 15, 2010 - 11:49 AM
This article is really funny.
I’ll share with some friends.
Apr 15, 2010 - 12:08 PM
Glad you like it 😉
Apr 21, 2010 - 09:23 AM
these are funny Starr – keep up the good work
May 19, 2010 - 02:28 PM
ehehe these are awesome, and sad at the same time… yet i can’t help to read them 🙂
Jun 22, 2010 - 02:50 PM
Nice, some customers are strangers! =) RT @webdesignmash: Oh No! 40 More Clients From Hell Quotes http://ow.ly/1XOwI
Jun 22, 2010 - 04:11 PM
Wow, i can’t believe there are people like that out there. LOL
Jun 22, 2010 - 05:37 PM
RT @webdesignmash: Oh No! 40 More Clients From Hell Quotes http://ow.ly/1XOwI
Jun 22, 2010 - 06:46 PM
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Jul 11, 2010 - 01:45 PM
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Jul 11, 2010 - 01:50 PM
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Jul 11, 2010 - 01:55 PM
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Jul 12, 2010 - 09:50 PM
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Jul 17, 2010 - 05:21 PM
I’m having mixed feelings. I think the site is great but all of these scenarios made me extremely angry. I want to say I like it and that I totally lol’d at every single one, but really all I could think of was how badly I wanted to call these asspains and suggest suicide as a viable solution to their web design problems.
I work in retail so I know you can’t tell your clients where to go and how to get there, but I’m not sure if I could maintain my composure in these situations. You are a tough lady. 😀
Jul 21, 2010 - 06:10 AM
Client: “I need a web banner to go on randomsite.com”
Me: “OK, no problem. What are the specs?”
Client: “Specs?”
Me: “Yeah, you know, width, height, files size limitations what you want on it. Basically all of the information so we don’t get it sent back to us.”
Client: “Jesus Christ you always complicate things, why can’t you ever just do it!”
This is ALWAYS HAPPENING to me…
Good article!
Jul 23, 2010 - 10:27 AM
Oh my goodness……..people are stupid…..
-_-”…..hah xP
Jul 30, 2010 - 11:31 AM
LOL RT (+there's 40 more of them http://bit.ly/d1mK5u) @majafiume 26 Great 'Clients from Hell' Quotes http://su.pr/6GJlhH
Aug 08, 2010 - 11:45 PM
Very nice. I’ve heard something like these a number of times. The ACAP/ASAP is great. Long story behind that one for me.
Oct 09, 2010 - 06:14 PM
Kill them. All of them. I don’t want them to annoy anyone else. I’ve had clients like this-AHHHH!
Nov 09, 2010 - 10:24 AM
Love it! Brighten up my days! Can totally see this happening all the time.. hahaha
Nov 09, 2010 - 01:42 PM
Happy you liked. It happens a lot 🙂