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Anjelica De Alexandris has written 73 post on web design mash.

Anjelica De Alexandris is a designer, design fan and researcher based in the South West, United Kingdom. Anjelica considers herself to eat and sleep design and loves her Mac to bits. Anjelica writes for numerous design blogs including Web Design Mash (Author and Editor throughout 2010), Rez, Design is Dead and Blog of Francesco Mugnai.



41 Responses

  1. Steve N
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:23 PM

    These are so good. LOL

  2. Izumi
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:25 PM

    These are perfect for cheering me up. Hope you get your head straight real soon Starr (^-^)

  3. Louis Gubitosi
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:26 PM

    hahaha, always an entertaining read… and very familiar read too.

  4. Starr
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:27 PM

    :) Thanks a few glasses of Jagermeister helps

  5. Franco
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:31 PM

    ACAP LOL

  6. Hagen
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:44 PM

    Haha! Quote of the day: “I’m sorry, I thought freelancers worked for free.”

  7. Mark Cossey
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:51 PM

    These really made me smile. Thanks for sharing.

  8. Starr
    Apr 13, 2010 - 09:58 PM

    It’s a classic quote alright :)

  9. charlie
    Apr 14, 2010 - 12:39 AM

    Most of these are clearly made up. The one about the cape sounds like a good idea, couldn’t you do it?…

    Pods poor, now go do some work instead of making this Shit up, then maybe your clientele will not keep complaining that you are too expensive.

    Bet you don’t publish this comment!

  10. Beatriz Martínez Sosa
    Apr 14, 2010 - 01:01 AM

    This is hilarious (and real)!

  11. liz
    Apr 14, 2010 - 02:13 AM

    Let’s negotiate on the price. Don’t forget, my wife can do this for free.

    LOL!!

  12. Starr
    Apr 14, 2010 - 08:56 AM

    Hey Charlie thanks for the feedback. You sound like you would actually be one of those ‘Clients from Hell’. Are you in the list? :P

  13. Kevin
    Apr 14, 2010 - 02:33 PM

    Made me smile :-)
    No matter how long you spend trying to make a site fool proof someone will always prove you wrong, often a client haha!

  14. Antoine Guédès
    Apr 15, 2010 - 07:10 AM

    Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash)

  15. Rubbik
    Apr 15, 2010 - 10:57 AM

    Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash) (via @antoineguedes)

  16. Antoine Guédès
    Apr 15, 2010 - 11:49 AM

    This article is really funny.
    I’ll share with some friends.

  17. Starr
    Apr 15, 2010 - 12:08 PM

    Glad you like it ;)

  18. Digital Art Empire
    Apr 21, 2010 - 09:23 AM

    these are funny Starr – keep up the good work

  19. Joao Diogo
    May 19, 2010 - 02:28 PM

    ehehe these are awesome, and sad at the same time… yet i can’t help to read them :)

  20. Leonardo Ota
    Jun 22, 2010 - 02:50 PM

    Nice, some customers are strangers! =) RT @webdesignmash: Oh No! 40 More Clients From Hell Quotes http://ow.ly/1XOwI

  21. inspirationfeed
    Jun 22, 2010 - 04:11 PM

    Wow, i can’t believe there are people like that out there. LOL

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    Jun 22, 2010 - 05:37 PM

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    Jun 22, 2010 - 06:46 PM

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    Jul 11, 2010 - 01:45 PM

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    Jul 11, 2010 - 01:50 PM

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    Jul 12, 2010 - 09:50 PM

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  28. Mrs. Adams
    Jul 17, 2010 - 05:21 PM

    I’m having mixed feelings. I think the site is great but all of these scenarios made me extremely angry. I want to say I like it and that I totally lol’d at every single one, but really all I could think of was how badly I wanted to call these asspains and suggest suicide as a viable solution to their web design problems.

    I work in retail so I know you can’t tell your clients where to go and how to get there, but I’m not sure if I could maintain my composure in these situations. You are a tough lady. :D

  29. Neo
    Jul 21, 2010 - 06:10 AM

    Client: “I need a web banner to go on randomsite.com”
    Me: “OK, no problem. What are the specs?”
    Client: “Specs?”
    Me: “Yeah, you know, width, height, files size limitations what you want on it. Basically all of the information so we don’t get it sent back to us.”
    Client: “Jesus Christ you always complicate things, why can’t you ever just do it!”

    This is ALWAYS HAPPENING to me…
    Good article!

  30. Jessi
    Jul 23, 2010 - 10:27 AM

    Oh my goodness……..people are stupid…..
    -_-”…..hah xP

  31. Kresimir Kos
    Jul 30, 2010 - 11:31 AM

    LOL RT (+there's 40 more of them http://bit.ly/d1mK5u) @majafiume 26 Great 'Clients from Hell' Quotes http://su.pr/6GJlhH

  32. Michael
    Aug 08, 2010 - 11:45 PM

    Very nice. I’ve heard something like these a number of times. The ACAP/ASAP is great. Long story behind that one for me.

  33. terry
    Oct 09, 2010 - 06:14 PM

    Kill them. All of them. I don’t want them to annoy anyone else. I’ve had clients like this-AHHHH!

  34. Kaylie
    Nov 09, 2010 - 10:24 AM

    Love it! Brighten up my days! Can totally see this happening all the time.. hahaha

  35. Anjelica De Alexandris
    Nov 09, 2010 - 01:42 PM

    Happy you liked. It happens a lot :)

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