Oh No! 40 More Clients From Hell Quotes
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Anjelica De Alexandris is a designer, design fan and researcher based in the South West, United Kingdom. Anjelica considers herself to eat and sleep design and loves her Mac to bits. Anjelica writes for numerous design blogs including Web Design Mash (Author and Editor throughout 2010), Rez, Design is Dead and Blog of Francesco Mugnai.
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about 3 years ago
These are so good. LOL
about 3 years ago
These are perfect for cheering me up. Hope you get your head straight real soon Starr (^-^)
about 3 years ago
hahaha, always an entertaining read… and very familiar read too.
about 3 years ago
about 3 years ago
ACAP LOL
about 3 years ago
Haha! Quote of the day: “I’m sorry, I thought freelancers worked for free.”
about 3 years ago
These really made me smile. Thanks for sharing.
about 3 years ago
It’s a classic quote alright
about 3 years ago
Most of these are clearly made up. The one about the cape sounds like a good idea, couldn’t you do it?…
Pods poor, now go do some work instead of making this Shit up, then maybe your clientele will not keep complaining that you are too expensive.
Bet you don’t publish this comment!
about 3 years ago
This is hilarious (and real)!
about 3 years ago
Let’s negotiate on the price. Don’t forget, my wife can do this for free.
LOL!!
about 3 years ago
Hey Charlie thanks for the feedback. You sound like you would actually be one of those ‘Clients from Hell’. Are you in the list?
about 3 years ago
Made me smile
No matter how long you spend trying to make a site fool proof someone will always prove you wrong, often a client haha!
about 3 years ago
Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash)
about 3 years ago
Reading a funny article: Oh No! 40 More #Clients From Hell #Quotes – http://tinyurl.com/y4xtbp9 (via @webdesignmash) (via @antoineguedes)
about 3 years ago
This article is really funny.
I’ll share with some friends.
about 3 years ago
Glad you like it
about 3 years ago
these are funny Starr – keep up the good work
about 3 years ago
ehehe these are awesome, and sad at the same time… yet i can’t help to read them
about 2 years ago
Nice, some customers are strangers! =) RT @webdesignmash: Oh No! 40 More Clients From Hell Quotes http://ow.ly/1XOwI
about 2 years ago
Wow, i can’t believe there are people like that out there. LOL
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
I’m having mixed feelings. I think the site is great but all of these scenarios made me extremely angry. I want to say I like it and that I totally lol’d at every single one, but really all I could think of was how badly I wanted to call these asspains and suggest suicide as a viable solution to their web design problems.
I work in retail so I know you can’t tell your clients where to go and how to get there, but I’m not sure if I could maintain my composure in these situations. You are a tough lady.
about 2 years ago
Client: “I need a web banner to go on randomsite.com”
Me: “OK, no problem. What are the specs?”
Client: “Specs?”
Me: “Yeah, you know, width, height, files size limitations what you want on it. Basically all of the information so we don’t get it sent back to us.”
Client: “Jesus Christ you always complicate things, why can’t you ever just do it!”
This is ALWAYS HAPPENING to me…
Good article!
about 2 years ago
Oh my goodness……..people are stupid…..
-_-”…..hah xP
about 2 years ago
LOL RT (+there's 40 more of them http://bit.ly/d1mK5u) @majafiume 26 Great 'Clients from Hell' Quotes http://su.pr/6GJlhH
about 2 years ago
Very nice. I’ve heard something like these a number of times. The ACAP/ASAP is great. Long story behind that one for me.
about 2 years ago
Kill them. All of them. I don’t want them to annoy anyone else. I’ve had clients like this-AHHHH!
about 2 years ago
Love it! Brighten up my days! Can totally see this happening all the time.. hahaha
about 2 years ago
Happy you liked. It happens a lot